Throwback to ma babies in Portland(ia) with this terrible gem



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What a boob (at Charlestown Beach, R.I.)

When a guy starts using way too much tongue in a makeout


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not porn just cool patterns 

if it was guy tits it wouldnt be a problem

society is annoying

So true

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1993 vs 2013

replace your carpet

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nah but remember in the early hp fandom days when those “what hogwarts house are you in” quizzes were all like

1. what would you describe yourself as??

  • a leader
  • a smarty pants
  • the teacher’s pet
  • a bully

2. what do you like to do in your free time??

  • jump off buildings!!
  • read quietly in the library
  • hold my friend’s books while they read quietly in the library
  • crucio no0bs

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Being a woman is kind of like being a cyclist in a city where all the cars represent men. You’re supposed to be able to share the road equally with cars, but that’s not how it works. The roads are built for cars and you spend a great deal of physical and mental energy being defensive and trying not to get hurt. Some of the cars WANT you to get hurt. They think you don’t have any place on the road at all. And if you do get hurt by a car, everyone makes excuses that it’s your fault. A friend of a friend (via onesmallflowerofeternity)

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  • katy perry: i am not a feminist
  • shailene woodley: i love men and i think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the man away from the power’ is never going to work out
  • lana del rey: feminism is just not an interesting concept
  • lorde: *puts down many female artists, including selena gomez, britney spears, and amy winehouse, calling what they do “not feminism”*
  • taylor swift: i don’t think i’m a feminist, i don’t really think about things as guys versus girls and i never have
  • lady gaga: i am not a feminist, i hail men and i love men
  • marina diamandis: everybody thinks feminism is about hairy legged women who hate men but it’s not, it’s about equality
  • MARINA DIAMANDIS: i consider myself a feminist because i believe women should have equal rights- it’s just that the term feminism conjures up other things for people
  • MARINA FUCKING DIAMANDIS: i feel completely shocked when i hear that female artists don’t want to be considered feminists… maybe i’m being a little bit harsh and maybe people think of the term in a bad way but it just means women have equal rights
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10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast breakfast in the morning

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White angora cat chasing a butterfly Jean-Jacques Bachelier, (1724-1846), Musée Lambinet, Versailles.

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This man is the absolute best dad ever.


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[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

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